These memes may remind you too much of home.
If you’re from anywhere in the DMV, you remember exactly where you were that summer afternoon. The 5.8M earthquake is always a good party story to tell, but beware of extreme exaggerations.
There’s traffic, and then there’s DC traffic. If you’re going to be in the District between 7 a.m. - 9 a.m., or 5 p.m. - 7 p.m. take an Uber, the metro, back roads, anything but the Beltway. You’ve been warned.
There’s a unique cycle of pain and panic that settles over the DMV by mid-November. Midway through the NFL regular season, many Redskins fans begin to ponder how much more abuse their offensive line can take. Following some shake ups in the roster this year, we can only wait to see how Kirk Cousins, Matt Jones and Desean Jackson perform this season. Even the sight of snow makes local drivers and school systems quiver with fear. When you’re in an area that’s not quite sure if they’re northern or southern, it’s easy to see why grocery stores sell out after the announcement of a cold front.
Every day, over 60,000 commuters travel in and out of DC. It may be more convenient to tell people you’re from DC when you’re out of town, but when you’re home there’s an important distinction between Leesburg and Adams Morgan.
Even the sight of snow makes local drivers and school systems quiver with fear. When you’re in an area that’s not quite sure if they’re northern or southern, it’s easy to see why grocery stores sell out after the announcement of a cold front.
