Gio Gonzalez Asks For A Date On Twitter, These People Responded

WASHINGTON (WUSA) -- On Monday afternoon, Nats stud pitcher Gio Gonzalez took to Twitter to try and find a date for a team function Saturday evening. SB Nation has all the details.

I rummaged around Gonzalez's @ mentions on Twitter. Here were some of my favorite responses from the interested patrons.

@GioGonzalez47 I'm a 15 year old straight male, but we'd still have a great time. Count me interested.

- Andrew Stanger (@AndrewStanger) June 11, 2012

@GioGonzalez47 I would go, but you're a MIAMI HEAT fan...maybe ask Lebron? He's a girl...

- diana (@ddazzlin) June 11, 2012

So your saying there is a chance...? RT @GioGonzalez47: Must be 21 or older, please.

- Lydia Chavez (@LydiaChavez) June 11, 2012

Take Bryce Harper. RT @GioGonzalez47: Hey I need a date for the gala on Saturday night, an sexy single ladies interested.....

- Scott Bayne (@SB2342) June 11, 2012

Sorry @GioGonzalez47 my followers infrom me that while I do act like a lady, I am, sadly, not sexy... I didn't mean to break your heart.

- Dirk Hayhurst (@TheGarfoose) June 11, 2012

How many nudey DMs do you think @Giogonzalez47 got today?

- Zach(@ZacHAttach7) June 11, 2012

@GioGonzalez47 I'm interested. I'm not sexy, single, or a lady but I make a damn good wingman.

- Killboy (@The_Killboy) June 11, 2012

@GioGonzalez47 i wanna frame your smile on my wall gio, let me know you're favorite color so i can pick out my dress ;) :) (pwease)

- YMS (@yvonison) June 11, 2012

@GioGonzalez47 my wife said she is available. I am OK with that.

- Dennis Hurst (@dennishurst911) June 11, 2012

#Nats camaraderie quite apparent as teammates of @GioGonzalez47 have rushed to twitter world trying to help him get date for Saturday night

- Bob Poogach (@Raprasrav) June 11, 2012