Face It Senator, She's An Issue....

What The Heck Was That?! is slightly snide tribute to a certain sports anchor from another network who uttered a very unfortunate word when she (mistakenly) thought the microphones were off. The word in question wasn't 'heck' but it did end with a 'c' and 'k.' I will use this platform to reveal the dark underbelly of what really happens on our newscasts when we really hope nobody can hear, and of course offer my own comments when the news gets too bizarre to ignore.

I remember the time I was running and fell in the backyard, scraping knees and elbows and I ran screaming to you. "Why does this always happen to me?" You said I was a big boy and I would one day grow into my long clumsy feet. And I did.
After watching the fall of former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer and the self-destruction of the so-called DC Madame Deborah Jean Palfrey, its getting kinda hard to see prostitution as a "victimless crime."


