Grapes of Wrath

I've been jumping up and down in the bedroom this week. It is my practice regimen for the International Great Grapes Wine, Arts & Food Festival. Hey it's better than steroids! There is this celebrity grape stomping competition going on Saturday at 3:45 pm. I'm on one of the teams.

I'm not pulling any punches here. This posting is aimed at my opponents. Opponents if you are reading this be forewarned this blog is designed to strike fear in your every grape stomping fiber. Simply put you are going down!

First thing you need to know about me is I have big feet. That's an advantage. I'm also pretty good at stomping my feet. I'm one of 8 kids. Imagine throwing a temper tantrum as a child but you have to compete with a bunch of yammering siblings. You learn in a hurry how to stomp your feet.

So come watch me take down the competition at the Anne Arundel County Fairgrounds. I can use as many supporters rooting me on as possible. If you want more information on the event here's a link. Come on out to Crownsville where I will be crowned grape stomping King!

http://www.uncorkthefun.com/2007/anna/annaShowInfo.htm